At TI5 (Dota 2 Parody)

Dota 2 видео от fwosh:

also known as DANK SPACE. thought I'd just make something fun for TI5 :) hf

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Original: Blank Space - Taylor Swift

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LYRICS

CDEC, F-god,

Perfect flares

This year we saw incredible things

Booty wizards, luscious hair

Saw the prize pool and I thought oh my god

18 million, that's more than the Wimbledon

Holy crap it's Jeremy Lin

Brood mid, bottle pools

Stuff your pubs will be copying

Careful where you drop your Eul's

And I know you heard about G

With that aegis deny

Makes him this year's kyxy

16 teams and one big prize

Hope this will be better than the last TI

So one team will take the aegis

And Chuan is gonna eat the cheese

Can't wait to see all of the upsets

Thanks for rares and bugattis

The post shuffle will brutal

Reddit will blow up in flames

But you know these boys are players

And we love this game

Some teams will get a bit reckless

Then Burning will get way too farmed

The plays will leave you breathless (mmm)

And even you can be a star

Key Arena's packed with people

You can't contain this hype

And you can find it all here

At TI5

Neck pillows

March's roar

The way Dendi makes Puppey smile

Techies banned, where's pit lord?

Merlini using his manta style

Cosplayers having fun

ROTK BibleThump

C9's last draft, they have no stuns

Oh Bone...

Feeding, pausing, full team wipes

Workshop artists just being boss

Next level courier snipes

Forget your expectations like oh my god

VG.Hao!?, VP just knocked Secret out

There goes all predictions now

We're all a bit shocked but at least we have deadmau5

USA takes the aegis

Chuan's still gonna eat the cheese

We got to see a lot of upsets

Thanks for the rares and bugattis

This year Valve had really tried

But the closing still got hate

C'mon, let's look at the bright side

It's not Katie Kate!

Everyone had a story

Like how the wildcard just went ham

But EG went and won the glory

A 6-million echo slam

Already can't wait for the majors

There's still so much hype

But it was one great week here

At TI5

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I didn't mean to make a TI5 parody but a lot of people I met this year asked and I didn't wanna let you down! So, this goes out to you guys! :) Thanks for all the support and love.