LYRICS IN ANNOTATIONS / ALSO IN VIDEO DESCRIPTION Almost a year later, Ive returned with a follow-up to the video that originally placed me into the Dota 2 Beta!
Slightly flamboyant League of Legends and turbo-badass Heroes of Newerth face off against the ultimate challenger their incredibly good-looking, short-of-temper reincarnated ancestor, Dota 2.
Dota I AM RELEASED!!
HoN & LoL FUUUUUUUUUCKKKK
Dota Yes, I am buffed Phase Shift on Puck Armor increase on the heroes that sucked This genre was mine And youve crossed the line Youve insulted IceFrog Now you shall both die!
HoN Wait, wait, wait..you fucking sequel We challenge you to a pro game 1 v 1 Techies on the mid lane
Dota FUUUCK! FUUUCK! FUUUUUUUUCK The source engine prevents me From attempting to alt-tab my game What are the modes? Whats the map?
HoN If we win, we get to port all your heroes into our games And also we get to see IceFrogs face!
Dota And what if I win?
HoN Then you can make LoL pay-to-play...
HoN Trust me, LoL, its the only hway!
LoL Fuck you, man!
HoN ...For $40 dollars a month!
Dota FINE! LET THE DUEL BEGIN!!! HUEEHUEHUAHUEJAJAJAJAJAjAJAAAA!!! I am Dota, Ive hit quota! (holla holla, get dolla) Check this staff, its fucking sexy! My Natures Prophet does whatever he wants My Dark Seer soloed a team full of bots Aint never been a Techies game Ive ever lost!
Im going to make LoL pay-to-play And HoNs been losing customers every day Those games were far too easy anyway!
HoN NOOOOOOOO! Come on, LoL, put him in the dumpster!
LoL Theres just no way that we can win, he last hit every creep... He has a creep score that could rival BurNIngs
HoN God damnit, LoL! Hes gonna give you a monthly free Youre gonna lose all your money (LoL No...) Unless we bust a massive double damage rune!
LoL Dude... Weve fought over so much shit
HoN Your anti-fun mechanics can suck my dick!
LoL & HoN Now we got to blow this fucker up...
HoN Come on, LoL, cause its time to blow him up
LoL I hear you H-o-N, its time to blow shit up!
HoN TP to lane, cause its time to blow shit up!
LoL Ill buy you Riot Points so lets blow some shit up!
HoN & LoL Now we got to blow this fucker up
LoL Ill lose my playerbase if we dont blow shit up
HoN Come on, LoL, cause its time to blow him up!!
LoL Ooooh, well smackdown ya, its time to blow shit up!
HoN Hey shitty wizard! Dota 2! Weve taken Cyborgmatt And GabeN too! With no analyses Of patch content How will you entertain Your subreddit?
Your names an acronym Thats hard to say Weve got a better name M-O-B-A!!!